October 28, 2002
Murphy's Law for Diapers

Baby Boys will generally wait until you have the diaper off, bottom wiped, and new diaper ready before pissing all over your hand, their clothes, changing table, and carpet.

Posted by danisaacs at October 28, 2002 09:57 AM
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Sounds like you got off easy.. the way that thing is pointed sometimes seems to hit right into your face.. or so my cousin who has a baby boy claims.

Posted by: kasia on October 28, 2002 10:30 AM

Yeah. Trevor's is aimed downward, as this was recommended by the nurse to keep him from pissing on his umbillical cord. But depending on how high I have his legs raised to put a new diaper on, or to wipe, it's angle relative to me is close to being problematic.

I'm lucky in that he's a premie of sorts, and does not generate the velocity needed to get to my face. Yet. :)

Posted by: Dan Isaacs on October 28, 2002 10:56 AM

Give him time... I'm sure the aim will improve. :-)

Posted by: Jeremy Zawodny on October 28, 2002 02:20 PM

I know a few people who would like to piss on Dan. Lucky Trevor.

Posted by: Bob Roberts on October 28, 2002 11:33 PM
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