I saw Paul Tagliabu's press conference yesterday while I was waiting to get my hairs cut. Didn't see the whole thing, but I swore he was giving a eulogy for Art Modell. And I was happy. Ready to find out where he was being buried, so I could go dance on his grave.

But alas, I mistook the Commish's words. Art is stepping down from his leadership position with the Cle...Baltimore Ravens. Not dead.

Too bad.