Brandt is maybe the only person reading this that understands the importance of Johnny Cash and his family. At least the widow won't need to dress any differently for the funeral.

June was one of the pioneering women in Country Music. Not this psuedo-country bullshit that Shania et al spew out. But real, honest-to-goodness "my dog ate my ex-wife and died" country music.

A taker of Pascal's wager, she is resting peacefully. Knowing that Johnny can't be far behind her, I'm going to pirate some classic Cash tunes tonight, and beat the rush.