Z tells me that the Capitol cafe may soon be serving "Freedom Fries" instead of French fries in response to France being so bold as to dissent.

In response, France has withdrawn its support from the Battle of Yorktown. The US Gov't has dissolved. People have stopped brushing their teeth. And Absolutely Fabulous has taken the Nielsen ratings by storm.

On the upside, everyone has health insurance. And Soccer really isn't any more boring than Baseball.