I just dropped my can of Dew. Onto my lap. It was freshly opened. I look like I dress to the right.
Posted by danisaacs at January 15, 2003 04:08 PMHuh?
Posted by: Jeremy Zawodny on January 16, 2003 02:46 AMHmm. I had to explain this to Kristi, too. "dress to the right" or, as in my case, to the left, indicates which side of the seam your penis lies on. It may be clotheshound jargon.
When I spilled the soda, it left a wet area to the right of my crotch. It looked, if I had peed myself, that my penis would have been directed to the right. The link, from cameltoe.org, was of a man that dressed to the right. Or in Bret Micheals case, stuffed to the right.
Posted by: Perhaps Dan on January 16, 2003 08:25 AMYou mean that there is a posibility that someone other the you could tell what side you had your little gerkin on?
Posted by: Bob Roberts on January 16, 2003 04:11 PMYes, as I said, the wet areea was to the right. That would have been the clue. :)
Posted by: Dan de Isaacs on January 16, 2003 07:10 PMI "Dress to Right" to
Posted by: Crystal LeeAnn Mareno on June 28, 2003 03:36 AM